Friday, March 25, 2016

In baaaa-d taste? (And non-Coke-inspired recipes, too!)

The title of a recent article found at coca-colacompany.com,“The Lore of Lamb: The Story Behind a Seasonal Favorite (And a Coke-Inspired Recipe, Too),” does little to disguise the fact that the article is basically a Coke ad masquerading as a history lesson. “The Lore of Lamb” explains the history of why lamb is a popular Easter dish but rather disregarded the rest of the year. It also informs the reader that mint sauce is a traditional accompaniment to lamb thanks to the British, who used it to dull the flavor of mutton—lamb's fattier, gamier “cousin.” However, if the reader wants to forego the traditional mint sauce, the article helpfully points out that it includes a Coca-Cola-inspired glaze recipe.

Although the article does provide some interesting historical facts—and—who knows?--a stellar recipe, there are a couple strange aspects about the article:

1) Besides the title and the actual recipe, the article only mentions Coca-Cola once. “Tired of mint jelly? Try the recipe for Coca-Cola glaze below,” it says, in parentheses. As though the recipe is an after-thought and not the entire point of the article. Who do they think they are kidding? An alternative explanation could be that Coca-Cola found the article elsewhere and appropriated it, adding their recipe afterward. Either way, the article is clearly stretching for a Coke connection.


2) The article quotes food historian Trina Clickner and provides a link to her website, foodhistorian.com. However, the website is visually lacking, especially in comparison to Coca-Cola's own stunning site. Foodhistorian.com is so dated-looking that it makes one wonder why exactly the author of Coca-Cola's article chose to quote Clickner. Is she really an expert, or did the author just find her via a random internet search? And why would Coca-Cola include a link to a website that does nothing to enhance the article's content?

Furthermore, the article includes a link to foodtimeline.org, which, again, is a very dated and unattractive site. The fact that the links detract from rather than enhance the original article turns what could have been an interesting (if obviously manipulative) article into a somewhat-interesting-BUT-OBVIOUSLY-MANIPULATIVE article.

To be fair, though, Coca-Cola's attempt to associate itself with the Easter holiday is nothing new. Here are a couple of vintage Coke Easter ads: 

Supposedly found here, but the page may not be working: Vintage Coke ad
From 1953, retrieved here: 1953 Coke Easter ad

It is doubtful that people will ever come to associate Coke with Easter as strongly as they do with Christmas, thanks to the Coke and Santa ad campaign, or even with the Fourth of July, thanks to Coke's status as an all-American beverage. Maybe this is why "The Lore of Lamb" article seems a bit lackluster--perhaps it's Coke's attempt to inspire a small group of the population to think more about Coke for Easter, but, in general, they're not too concerned with this particular holiday. 

Now, if someone reads “The Lore of Lamb” and, intrigued by lamb's culinary history, decides to add lamb to their Easter menu, here are a couple recipes that do not use Coca-Cola as the main ingredient:



Coca-Cola's original article can be found here: The Lore of Lamb


Happy Easter! (Unless, of course, you are a lamb.)

Friday, September 13, 2013

THE FOX!!!!!!!!

An Autumnal Dessert Feast!

Daniel and I have a child. His name is Milton. He is watching you.

I love you, Milton Pointy-Face Rittler.

After a very rough week (no, nothing horrible happened, just a bunch of little annoyances that added up to a bunch of ARGH!!! and mild despair), Taylor Swift's "Trouble" became my new favorite song...until Daniel and I discovered THIS last night:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE

I want to listen to this song, and dance, and do karate all day. That last bit is thanks to reading an amazing action-fantasy series about a short, petite girl who can pretty much kill an entire evil army by herself. Naturally, I aspire to be that awesome. Anyway, Daniel and I have been reading the Mistborn trilogy by Brandon Sanderson. Check it out!

Friday, September 6, 2013

"Not In A Bad Way"

Good afternoon! Here is the Sentence Of The Week, from Taste What You're Missing by Barb Stuckey: "If we're creating something that we want to savor like a New Zealand sauvignon blanc wine, we might want to include the odor of cat urine, which is one of the characteristic aromas in this wine (not in a bad way)." (p.271). As a professional food developer, Barb Stuckey knows what she's talking about, but...the idea that something ingestible can smell like cat urine not in a bad way blows my mind a little bit :) I do recommend this book.

Autumnal Recommendation of the Week: TAZO pumpkin spice chai concentrate. So lovely! Especially when drunk (Ooh, I have problems with that word...wanted to write "drinken" but that's not correct, apparently. Don't know if "drunk" is, either! Thoughts?) out of a handmade ceramic mug.

Poem:

You must believe,
Must unforsee events,
Action and consequence-
And guess
That we revolve around
And are revolved around-
The beauty and the beast,
The greatest and the least
Of these:
Proud antique tyrants,
Infant innocents.

Thursday, September 5, 2013

One Thing Funny, Three Things Yummy

We've got new friends!!! Our home is now a constant bat scavenger hunt!

It's been three days, and I've about reached my candy corn limit. Because it is oh-so-good and oh-so-sugary!!

Here you see a Pumpkin Creme Brulee-filled doughnut and a Pumpkin scone, courtesy of Antoinette Baking Co., whom I continue to crave and adore.
In case you're interested, Series 2 of  Miranda is now available on hulu! Yay! So...guess what I did yesterday? Well, the answer is: cleaned the house like mad, ran errands, went to class, read, mixed up some scones, and...oh yeah, watched the entire series 2 of Miranda because I love it! (And one series is just 6 30 min episodes, so...it could be worse...) Today was pretty stressful at work, so maybe I should've saved some episodes. On the other hand, I could always just watch it twice! : )

Anyone out there have a brilliant idea for a mass communications research study/topic? One that deals with issues/theory rather than immediate, practical application? Anyone? Think I'll be e-mailing my professor on this one. Anyway, everyone have a wonderful day!


Thursday, August 29, 2013

Royal-Moral Dilemma



Am I slave, or master?
Am I crushed, or clinging fast
To parasite, disaster,
Sinful Present, painful Past?

And can I royally decree:
“Ghosts and demons, turn and flee!
Nevermore dishonor beauty,
Nevermore bewilder me.”

Or must I dance when bidden
To the death if not despair—
Strings attached, if faintly hidden
By the dust-elated air?

They say the minds of innocents
Are always first to go,
For the innocent are foolish,
The poor innocent are slow—

But I have seen that innocence
Stand naked, hero-sung,
Face evil with the passion of
An uncorrupted Sun

That burns until the end of days,
The last great light to fade,
Dismissed a faithful servant--
You’ve done well, for you’ve obeyed.

But back to this dilemma:
I am slave--and master, too,
Determinate, determining,
Dependent, then, on You

For of myself, I author evil,
By evil I fall.
But You are evil’s conqueror,
The King renewing all.

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

On Jealousy

Any with the envy, pressing
Problematic,
                     pained
Tense and terse and undermined
By self-erasing
                    shame.
Leave me with a shred of...something...
Spark of story,
                     Pride,
The voice that falls to voiceless
As you prattle by its side.

Petitioning for pity. Fooling me, at least
                   --And you?--
Where wrong is right and right condemned
And I for I the rule.
Forgetting with the spiral,
At the center,
                  at the end:
I've bought myself this torment,
Spending hatred--
                 and a friend.


That's about where my mind is right now. I've been in a real whirlwind of sinful thoughts/emotions. Probably has something to do with choosing to do just about anything other than read the Bible and pray. Especially pray. Sigh.

On a related note, I was reading some of Auden's poetry, searching for seasonal themes, when I came across these lines from part three of "In Memory of W.B. Yeats." I studied this poem a few years ago (In Lyric Poetry with Dr. Holly Laird--wonderful class, any current/future TU students!) and loved it, but these lines are like new--because I frankly don't remember them at all.

"Follow, poet, follow right
To the bottom of the night,
With your unconstraining voice
Still persuade us to rejoice;

With the farming of a verse
Make a vineyard of the curse,
Sing of human unsuccess
In a rapture of distress;

In the deserts of the heart
Let the healing fountain start,
In the prison of his days
Teach the free man how to praise."

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

6 Till Deadline

Daniel has a stocking, Christmas is coming!



Thank you, Owl and Drum, for selling this fun bike-themed fabric collection by Windham Fabrics! Don't know what to do with it....but it sure is promising!

Obviously this picture came from a colder time, but I just ran across it and figured the internet wouldn't be complete without it. 


Threading through an hourglass
Berating sands of time,
Racing future, present, past-
Poor Chronos lags behind.

Weightier with gravity
Than one glib particle
That wafts like snow, while I am I--
A breath, a beat, a soul.

In other words, the deadline for dropping a class at OSU Tulsa with a 100% refund is this coming Monday. I'm going to a class tonight. If anyone wants to pray that it will either be really awesome or really booooring (so that I have some indication of whether or not to pursue this degree), that would be appreciated.

Also, have I mentioned my Dad's photography blog yet? It's wonderful--I inherited NONE of his photography genes, so don't pre-judge him when you see my dreadful little pics up there. Dad's photos are a veritable visual delight :) www.aaronbowenphotography.com