Mad Mongoose Matthagieu

Good morning! and happy memorial day weekend!
do i have plans for memorial day? besides seeing pirates of the carribbean (sp?) saturday night? not really. perhaps a picnic? yeah!! and some work? ohhhh ok. poo. :)

anyway, here is a brief poem, possibly the strangest yet, warning. (it also gives reason for the TERRIFYING picture above):

"If lunacy were luncheon meat,
I'd be the Sandwich King!"
Shrieked Mad-Eye Mongoose Matthagieu,
Who then began to sing:
"A slice of ham for the harlequin,
Some turkey for a trout!
Baloney for imbalanced men,
Roast Beef to soothe my gout!"
And Mad-Eye Mongoose Matthagieu
Spun round and round and round
Until he stopped, mid-spin, and dropped,
Head-first straight to the ground.