Perk: You can brush your teeth and use the toilet at the same time.
Quirk: If I get pregnant, we'll have to move.
Perk: ....
Quirk: If I drink too many PB and Basil milkshakes, we'll have to move.
Perk: ...
Quirk: Occasionally a slippery-as-fish bar of soap might leap from your hands and get flushed. There's nothing you can do but stare in horror and hope the plumbing holds.
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bahahaha this is awesome :)
ReplyDeleteand I really got freaked when I read the pregnant one, i was skimming and i had to do a double take ;)
haha, whoops! nope, no news to share on that front. a couple weeks ago, i ran into my aunt at the ob-gyn and she started freaking out, too...until i told her i was just there for birth CONTROL. ;)
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