Thursday, June 20, 2013

3:30 in the Summer...Must be Ice Cream Time!

Guess who got married last weekend?? My beautiful sister and awesome brother-in-law!

The bride and groom with two sets of grandparents! 

Photo credit today goes to my D, Aaron Bowen! Sorry I couldn't get the pictures any bigger...blogger's being a hater and they go blurry fast!

So, I am up to V in my Zoo Poetry Book! V for Veronica, a shamefully self-righteous girl. But here is the poem for T (for Tara, of course!):



Tara’s growing tired of
“You must be Tara-ble!”
What may have been amusing once
Now pains her very soul.
And so, she seeks out sympathy
From one who, she assumes,
Has sailed this same pun-filled boat
To humor’s certain doom.
“Tarantula,” she sighs, “We are
Most cruelly beset
By the most nauseating jokes
Our language can beget.”
“What jokes are these?” the spider asks,
“I’ve lived a sheltered life…”
So Tara, who would rather eat
A needle and a knife
Than help this pun perpetuate,
Must crack the cursed joke,
Expecting that the spider will
At least pretend to choke—
But, rather than look mortified,
Tarantula guffaws,
“Ha-ha! That joke’s the best I’ve heard,
Your wit deserves applause!”
And so he claps eight hairy legs
While Tara, in despair,
Runs blindly from Arachnid House
Into more wholesome air.

1 comment:

  1. Bahaha I love this poem! What an unhelpful tarantula!

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