Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween! Last night I accommodated Daniel by smuggling him some fake blood to use as shock (and fun) factor in his bicycle race, the Spooky Spoke :) In turn, he ate my brains out. Yay! Today after church, i bought some Halloween candy for the neighbor kids...butterfingers and hot tamales. did i do good? I was hoping for the flavored tootsie rolls (my FAVORITE!) but...those two are also my favorite. Get this: they were replacing the rapidly depleting halloween candy with red, white, and green candy! christmas is Out Of Control!! merry christmas already!
anyway...today's poem is a recycled zombie poem i wrote a couple months ago, but as it's halloween, tis fitting. i hope you all get lots of candy, even if you are too old for trick-or-treatin'. rot them teeth!

Once I was a human, many happy years ago.
Today I am a zombie, and I'd like you all to know
That zombies have it pretty rough: The living want us dead,
And there's no law restraining them from bashing in our heads.
So here I call for compromise--we Have to have some brains,
But You could choose them--how 'bout those from the criminally insane?
Or ponder this: how many brains Are hardly ever used--
For TV turns them all to mush (Poor brains! You're so abused!)
Don't let a good mind go to waste! We have a use for it!
Now can't you see this plan is for our mutual benefit?
We'll work together, fight for peace, till loving kindness reigns:
Our right to live an undead life--your right to use your....BRAINS!!!