All About Alliteration!

Hello! Fate has gifted me with a taking-on of new responsibilities at work, and I feel like I haven't taken the time to write in awhile. Which may be, like, three days? Between the last post and this one, I wrote one sonnet describing a certain feeling of frustration...but it's terrible and shall never be found outside the...dark recesses of my journal :) seriously. It did, however, include the phrase "i punched a box of lettuce" which is true. Sometimes you just feel like punching things and a cardboard box of lettuce offers a resistant yet cushioned medium. Highly recommended, no damage done. Today's poems are barely that (poems, that is) but they are here for you nonetheless! Maybe they'll become and Alphabet series, but who knows. Here goes:

A Sentimental Snail slowly sobbed into his soup.
"Just eat it!" scolded Auntie. "Don't be such a nincompoop!"

Acrobatic Artisans are able to aspire
To baking bread while somersaulting through a ring of fire.

Terrified tarantulas are trembling, top to toe,
For piercing through the night, two frightful eyes just watch...and glow...

And just for ridiculousness, here is another start to an alphabetical poem that will never amount to anything :)

A is for Abommable...
Abomdamibble...Crap!
Okay, A's still for Apple, (or,
For those with iPhones, App).