Who's Bad With Names?

Good evening! Today's GREAT UNEXPECTED FIND at Borders: "Zombie Felties" by Nicola Tedman and Sarah Skeate! "How to raise 16 gruesome felt creatures from the undead". I started with Zombie Kitty and Classic Zombie :) like Daniel says, zombies are (can be) cute! the ones in the book look way more professional though :)
on a poem-related note, a recent quote from a wise friend: "People like it when you know their names." Oops. Guilty of name-forgetfulness...and name-neglectfulness (never getting up the 'courage' to ask for it in the first place. huh??). Here is a poem about a prince:

Once upon a time, a prince
Named Henry William James
Resided in a kingdom. He
Was very bad with names.
"How are you, Lady...pardon me!"
He'd blush and run away.
"Good morrow, Sir...uh...isn't this
A lovely, sunny day?"
He fretted over this, and often
Cried himself to sleep.
The King and Queen paid wizards to
Discover how to keep
A single name in their son's head--
But all their tricks were vain--
For how could one thus burdened
Ever hope to truly reign?
The servants would not show respect,
While courtiers would resent
Such seeming snobbery, and start
A war o'er this neglect!
Poor prince! He was a humble lad,
Quite bright--just bad with names...
Perhaps he'd have been better if
His own was simply "James."