Hello again! I hope you all had a wonderful thanksgiving! Mine was fun, and relaxing...no internet and minimal cell phone usage for 5 days! :) and no work, of course (besides helping out with vacuuming, bed-making, etc :) I have zero idea where today's poem came from...Line 1 just popped into my head, and it went from there...however, i will say that for my high school's production of The Hobbit, I played a dwarf (which one, i do not remember) with a uni-brow penciled in. You should try it sometime, just to see what it looks like!
Oh, and today at the grocery store, i bought Catfish Fillets! (because they are so much cheaper than salmon!) Dad's lemon pepper catfish was one of his signature meals when we were growing up, and oh-so-delicious. we'll see how mine turns out :)

"Uni-brows are underrated,"
One-Brow Bill proposed,
"Just think of all the warmth they offer
To that patch of nose.
In frigidaires like Canada,
The South or Northern Pole,
That bit of extra warmth is worth
Its triple weight in gold!
I've Never, Ever been ashamed
Of this genetic quirk,
And should you bid me 'Pluck your brows',
I'd promptly go beserk!
The only time it's ever been
A trait I longed to curse
Was when the girl I loved informed me
I could not look worse
If some pernicious caterpillar
Slept between my eyes--
But, given time, she married me
(A bit to my surprise).
So...yes! I love my uni-brow!
I'll sport it till I die!"
Thus ending his impassioned speech,
Friend Bill began to cry.