With Apologies to All Brads

1. Goofy self-portrait 2. New Doubleshot coffee mug! Get yours for just $10! yea! :) 3. poor-quality poem illustration.

Today's poem is about one restaurant's attempt to make the most [money off] of a bad situation. :)

Try something new! (though it looks like a mess,
A medley of mush mixed in deepest distress)
See, Chef had a day most unspeakably bad,
And yet he created this dish we call...Brad!
The "B" stands for Butter, the "R" for Romaine,
The "A"'s for Asparagus, "D" is for Drain,
Cause that's where this masterpiece nearly wound up
When poor Chef lost his faith that good people would sup
Upon "Brad" with the rev'rance befitting a god,
And, with the last mouthful, rise up and applaud.
But we would not see him betrayed by his doubts,
And stopped him before he threw poor Bradley out,
Thus saving--ta-da!--a new taste for your buds!
So, try something new! It just looks like a dud.